I have no idea on what to name this post. I could call it awkward, weird, sad, creepy, or many other things. I found this letter online and was just in awe as I read it. So here it is.....
As a dad was walking passed his daughter's bedroom, he saw the room clean and her bed nicely made.Then
he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the
pillow.
It
was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened
the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear
Dad,
It
is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving
home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to
avoid a scene with Mom and you.
I've
been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know
when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his piercing,
tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Dad,
I'm pregnant and Randy said that he wants me to have the kid and that
we can be very happy together.
Even
though Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these
days is it? ), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand
in the way of our relationship, don't you agree?
Randy
has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and
has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has other
girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own
way. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one
of my dreams too.
Randy
taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be
growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the
cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science
will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves
it!!
Don't
worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to
know your grandchildren.
Your
loving daughter,
Rosie.
Thoughts? Comments?